Quote #1025
If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #1967
The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Quote #20252
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #8998
How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!
Quote #13790
This is the true joy in life — being used for a purpose recognized...
Quote #15368
Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.