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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
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God pays, but not weekly wages.
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
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The leaven of true leadership cannot lift others unless we are with and serve...
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To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...