Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #1193
Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
Quote #29032
Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.
Quote #33878
All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make...
Quote #14788
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of...
Quote #16997
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #12258
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #20131
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.
Quote #8482
By heritage and by choice, the United States of America will make that stand.