Quote #31615
Always endeavor to really be what you would wish to appear.
Quote #26173
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #32125
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #24905
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Quote #18706
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #2803
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go...