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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....
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An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he...
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We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break...
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.
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Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. …The...
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The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...