Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #34791
Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer...
Quote #23787
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...
Quote #14581
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #18527
Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
Quote #32508
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
Quote #4985
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not...
Quote #15904
Who to himself is law, no law doth need.
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.