Quote #26892
We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship,...
Quote #30141
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #7184
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a...
Quote #16743
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #22836
What do you despise By this are you truly known.
Quote #14737
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that...
Quote #16861
Never read a book that is not a year old.
Quote #17635
It is better to be envied than pitied.