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Never, never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that...
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Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
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I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most...
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Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
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I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick...
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Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.