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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
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Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
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Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
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I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
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Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...