Quote #19163
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Quote #24880
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #17763
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Quote #18132
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...
Quote #12863
Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.
Quote #25632
Don’t lay any certain plans for the future it is like planting toads and...
Quote #2329
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #19766
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
Quote #2677
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.