George Carlin, From his book - Brain Droppings Quote #11644 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
Malcolm Stevenson Forbes Quote #20033 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28422 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Alfred North Whitehead Quote #14943 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An enormous part of our mature experience cannot not be expressed in words.
Abraham Lincoln Quote #801 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
Barbra Streisand Quote #31930 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the...
Joe Moore Quote #30133 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 Quote #592 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...