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Sometimes the only sense we can make out of life is a sense of...
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Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #13731
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object...
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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until...
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That’s the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home....
Quote #11072
If you look for the bad in people, you will surely find it.
Quote #16843
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...