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Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...
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Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to...
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The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure.The Way of...
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard...
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I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
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Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...