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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our...
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It’s amazing what one can do when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.
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The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
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Prayer is …. the salve on the wounds of our spirit that we order...
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There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace....
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...