Quote #807
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #22258
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #21550
It has all been very interesting.
Quote #16192
The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...
Quote #8080
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #4838
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
Quote #31302
You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....