Quote #536
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Quote #2274
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London,...
Quote #11968
Horror on earth is real and it is every day. It is like a...
Quote #22205
Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
Quote #30916
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #4373
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #4860
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.