Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
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The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Quote #34521
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #17655
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which...
Quote #12589
They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
Quote #4179
Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that...
Quote #10466
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
Quote #20436
Make the most of your regrets. . . . To regret deeply is to...
Quote #2263
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none...