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Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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The moment you’re born you’re done for.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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It’s so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn’t it
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Has not Nature proved, in giving us the strength necessary to submit them to...
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You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
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Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!