Quote #3468
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
Quote #32059
Never, Never, Never Say NEVER
Quote #9805
I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer...
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #13144
God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of...
Quote #13647
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Quote #29699
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain....
Quote #34430
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Quote #12864
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...