Quote #18741
Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
Quote #5329
The last Christian died on the cross.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #11271
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
Quote #20334
For many are called, but few are chosen.
Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #23556
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
Quote #7204
Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown.
Quote #34023
I am…blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin...