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The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a...
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When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another What You,...
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion,...
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And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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