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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.
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It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
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A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
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According to Democritus, truth lies at the bottom of a well, the water of...
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
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The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to...
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How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...