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I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
Quote #18079
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #4258
I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #17083
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Quote #19236
Absence is to love what wind is to fire it extinguishes the small, it...
Quote #28643
Service… Giving what you don’t have to give. Giving when you don’t need to...
Quote #29503
There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...