Quote #34017
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #2670
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
Quote #24854
Real art is without irony. Irony distances the author from his material. Irony is...
Quote #11578
Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God.
Quote #30445
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quote #25913
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #16572
The thing always happens that you really believe in and the belief in a...
Quote #1037
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it