Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how....
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #21464
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you But if you really...
Quote #32767
We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. (On assassination of President...
Quote #20287
A sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we...
Quote #3249
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
Quote #21746
Action is at bottom a swinging and flailing of the arms to regain one’s...