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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
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Two men look out through the same bars One sees the mud and one...
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This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they...
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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
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Failure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches ambition. The habit of...
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
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A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national...
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Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...