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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
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The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect...
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Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs...
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The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake...
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…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #13634
To generalize is to be an idiot.