Quote #2585
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #12375
I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain...
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #14895
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #12361
The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #4605
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #33945
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...