Quote #22444
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #3226
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
Quote #3765
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #5051
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
Quote #1274
“Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex.
Quote #34335
That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
Quote #27695
I’m sure that President Johnson would never have pursued the war in Vietnam if...