Quote #34092
It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...
Quote #3645
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #19546
To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #9258
He appears to have been weened on a pickle.
Quote #9712
Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart...
Quote #34103
To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside Who fears to ask, doth teach to...
Quote #27833
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...