Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #17757
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #29953
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
Quote #33987
Doubt ’til thou canst doubt no more…doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems...
Quote #13008
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #17952
All proofs rest on premises.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #10884
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Quote #25146
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.