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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.
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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what...
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To greed, all nature is insufficient. – Hercules Oetaeus
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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
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We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to...