Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that...
Quote #1036
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #22826
John Connor You just can’t go around killing people. The Terminator Why John Connor...
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The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness...
Quote #10345
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
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If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with...
Quote #8066
As soon as there is life there is danger.
Quote #20110
People who really want help may attack you if you help them. Help them...