Quote #11364
Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #25969
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #2556
For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
Quote #1465
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #11758
Art lives where absolute freedom is because when it is not, there can be...
Quote #16889
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.
Quote #9795
I would fain die a dry death.
Quote #12343
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.