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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is...
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Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as...
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Dieu me pardonnera c’est son metier. (God will pardon me, that’s his job.)
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We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when...
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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
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Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...