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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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Familiarity may breed contempt in some areas of human behavior, but in the field...
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I don’t say that the bird is ‘good’ or the bat is ‘bad.’ But...
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We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for...
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Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
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If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind,...