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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
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Who so loves believes the impossible.
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How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be When there’s no help in truth
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The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
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Promote yourself, but do not demote another.
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Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
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Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.