Quote #18796
The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns the pessimist stares at the...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #20951
True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #26198
The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #3180
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy...
Quote #7807
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Quote #2409
I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by...