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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots,...
Quote #24107
Hell is other people.
Quote #4420
Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?
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It makes a great difference in the force of a sentence, whether a man...
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The American city should be a collection of communities where every member has a...
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If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
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If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
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We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day,...
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.