Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #23690
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
Quote #32446
Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #6832
He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready...
Quote #26450
The more one works, the more willing one is to work.
Quote #7088
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.