Quote #2895
Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
Quote #33627
Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body....
Quote #909
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant;...
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #23633
There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #13156
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Quote #8771
To find yourself, think for yourself.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #15534
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...