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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to,...
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Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
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It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry...
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What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is...
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Good seamanship is recovering from an incident at sea. Great seamanship is avoiding an...
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Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use...
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Little deeds of kindness, little words of love, help to make earth happy like...
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the...
Quote #25473
Hell, Madame, is to love no longer.