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One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
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Talk of joy there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #6049
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely,...
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There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
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Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
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Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
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A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.