Quote #4585
It is only the ignorant who despise education.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life...
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You will find that the mere resolve not to be useless, and the honest...
Quote #24578
Happiness is the only sanction of life where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #9051
At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that...
Quote #12015
Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #21062
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Quote #17802
After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the...