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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
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The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I...
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
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First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the...
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The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to trust our own government...
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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.