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Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is...
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We was robbed!
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
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Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his...
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Education alone can conduct us to that enjoyment which is, at once, best in...
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Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.