Quote #733
“Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart.”
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #26595
It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #32803
If we live, we live if we die, we die if we suffer, we...
Quote #34047
You’re dealing with the demon of external validation. You can’t beat external validation. You...
Quote #34216
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #25215
The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
Quote #29710
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quote #16857
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of...