Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions...
Quote #6189
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #21369
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Quote #24117
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for...
Quote #19261
The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.
Quote #10361
In all the important preparations of the mind she was complete: being prepared for...
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...