Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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We don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. – from the Joy...
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
Quote #3079
America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded...
Quote #31353
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it,...
Quote #7921
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #1180
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
Quote #6215
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...