Quote #14649
None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
Quote #26998
What is this life if, so full of care, We have no time to...
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #2686
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #30978
There wouldn’t be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real...
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #23114
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.